A WAHumorous World

I live in a white town.

Everywhere you look. White, white, white...

Damn white Christmas lights.

There's actually a town ordinance against displaying colored Christmas lights. Can you believe it??

So instead, there's trees and houses and lawns ablaze with bright...white.

Looks more like a Clorox commercial.

Better yet, it's for the same reason as no traffic lights (seriously!) and hardly a sidewalk or streetlight to be found.

Ambiance. Or as it's pronounced here - aaaaaaahhhhmmmmBEEyonce.

Lots of people dying from walking in the road or crossing it in the dark...

Keep it happy, people, and carry a flashlight!!